i understand what this post is about, and i think it's really funny

1. Kashumpa-roomping with an Albanian giza-girl

2. Two Chapman sweeties tag-team shla-ping-ing me whilst we supped mightily on some English what-nots

3. Telepho-kinetic rousting of my wanger-giblets amidst a group of a hundred or more untutored ragamuffins

4. Cellophane Mary and I indulging in sea-salt remedies for twelve hours

5. 9-volt battery-tongue-teasing by animated characters as they boned their groins against the gymnasium set legs